Interesting
Wedding Jokes |
 Getting
married is very much like going to a continental restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you
see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that. |
At
the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't
you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The
other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." |
| Man
is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really
finished. |
A
happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband
gives and the wife takes. |
| Then
there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness
was until I got married; and then it was too late." |
Young
Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries
her?" Dad: "That happens in most countries, son." |
| A
little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it
cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
know, son, I'm still paying for it." |
Marriage
is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's
degree and the woman gets her master's. |
| A
perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. |
When
a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can
be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
wife. |
| It
doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,
he still ends up with the same boss. |
A
man inserted an 'ad' in the classifiers: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." |
| After
a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you." And
the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice it." |
Married
life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage,
the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second
year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the
third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
| When
a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when
a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why. |
A
woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my
husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you
married him?" Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A
multi-millionaire". |
