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Interesting Wedding Jokes |
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Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. |
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man." |
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. |
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. |
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too
late." |
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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in most countries, son." |
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it." |
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Marriage is an institution in which a man loses
his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her
master's. |
A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes. |
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. |
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. |
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifiers: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine." |
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you." And
the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it." |
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. |
When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why. |
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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" Asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire". |
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Wedding Around The World
Know someone getting married from an alien
culture? These ecards help you bridge the
cultural gap. |
Flowers And Gifts
Lovely flower/gift visuals enabling you offer
your best wishes to the newly wed. |
Thank You
You had a beautiful wedding and many folks
helped in making it so. These cards will allow
you say "Thank You". |
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Belated Wishes
Missed someone's wedding? The couple will
understand your absence a lot better when you
use these 'Belated Wishes' ecards. |
Invitations
Invitation is the first step towards a special
wedding. Invite folks with these especially
designed invitation ecards. |
Wedding Etc
Looking for something different? You might just
find it here. Covers out of the ordinary ecards
related to wedding. |